Merry Christmas to you, and 6 four-man fireteams of local militia!
Equip yourself and 24 friends with critical gear that you’ll need to secure your neighborhood in the event of an attempted hostile takeover.
(Don’t have a 25-man militia yet? Well, get cracking! Just kidding ... sort of. But in that case, think of this as 62 pieces of tactical/survival gear that you can use for stocking stuffers and gifts for family and friends this Christmas.)
The 25 Man Militia Crate incudes 25 SEAL Torch 2000 flashlights, 25 LS Mini Clip flashlights, and 12 bottles of G96 Synthetic CLP Gun Oil.
A bit about each item:
The SEAL Torch 2000 is the original Navy SEAL-promoted tactical flashlight that took the market by storm in 2017. It’s compact enough to carry comfortably on your body around the clock, and powerful enough to be your go-to light for tactical pistol shooting.
Meanwhile, the LS Mini Clip functions as your trusty backup light. You’ll barely notice you’re carrying it, but you’ll always be able to draw it from your belt or pocket at a second’s notice if you lose your SEAL Torch, or if it runs out of batteries during an extended operation.
Lastly, since it’s hard to annihilate tyrant henchmen and criminal gangs with non-working firearms, we include in your crate 12 2-ounce bottles of the finest gun lubricant you’ll find. G96 Synthetic CLP Gun Oil has passed the U.S. Army’s most rigorous test for performance in real-world conditions, and is sure to keep your rifles and pistols firing reliably despite dirt, dust, sand, saltwater, humidity and other environmental factors.
Order one of these handy kits today, while supplies last!
“Equip yourself and 24 friends with critical gear that you’ll need to secure your neighborhood in the event of an attempted hostile takeover.”